A quick quote

Today I'm watching Masters of the Universe with Ash. Now I remember why I've only seen it once. Holy crap, is it bad. Ash, however, is pleased as punch. During a particularly bad battle scene he said to me, "I like when you're watching old movies and they play with laser guns. It gives the movie more sizzle."

Ninja Chickie Saves the Day

One day in Chick Land a bunch of chicks hatched from their eggs in an incubator. All the chicks looked the same except for one. This chick had a spot of yolk on his head when he hatched. Four days later it looked like his face had a ninja mask on it, so they named him Ninja Chickie.

One year later he grew to be a chicken. He was full-grown so they got him a ninja suit to wear. Ninja Chickie started training in martial arts with Sensei Wu. As part of his training, he had to go on a bunch of courses and learn to use a sword. His favorite part of ninja training was using nunchiks to whack the chicks out of their place. 

Ninja Chickie trains on the heavy bag with Sensei Wu

Ninja Chickie became good at using his claws to climb walls. While he was doing his last training, he suddenly saw a huge, giant robot chicken in the middle of Chick Land. He went outside and fought the robot to save Chick Land. That was the first time he got to use his nunchicks in battle. Then he went to the power chamber and cut the power cords with his razor sharp wing. Finally, he used his chalazae to trip the robot and make it fall.

They threw Ninja Chickie a 21-day parade for defeating the robot. Halfway through the parade, the whole land suddenly went black. He was shocked by sudden heavy wind. Just then, the ultimate evil boss flew in to fight him. Ninja Chickie climbed on the robot with his claws and saw its wings. He used his incubation vision to melt off one of the wings, and then he threw his germinal disc at the boss’s leg. The ultimate boss fell and Ninja Chickie permeated the boss’s armor with his beak. That ended the fight.

Chick Land was saved for good. They gave Ninja Chickie $100,000,000 and a cherry red Ferrari… for FREEEEEEE! He was so happy that he died of happiness, but the chickizens of Chick Land lived happily ever after.

A Big Day at School

When I got to school today, there was a giant at the front door. He was about 100 feet tall. Each of his feet was as big as a school bus. "I am a new boy at school," he said. "This is my first day." I couldn't believe it!

Yelling loudly so he could hear me way up there, I asked him, "ARE YOU IN MY CLASS?" The giant replied, "Yes," mumbling.

In P.E. Mrs. Paul told us to run five laps. When I was running, the giant fell through the floor. The next day in music class, the giant sang awfully. And his head went through the roof. He was having a hard time at school. At recess the giant decided to play baseball with some other kids. He was the pitcher, but he broke the ball.

When we got back in class, the giant did something really bad. It was so bad that he got expelled from school and never came back to school again for the rest of his life.

Oh, and for some reason his name was Wakhapodle.

The end! YEAH!

A Weird Wake-up

Today was the strangest day of my whole life. When I woke up, it was raining inside my room! I went to the bathroom to brush my teeth and the toothpaste was black instead of white! Everything was the opposite. First I put on my shoes. Then I pulled my socks on over them and went down into the dining room to eat breakfast.

I was hoping for cereal, but it turned out to be meatloaf. I said, "This is crazy. I hate meatloaf!" Then I got ready for school anyway.

When I got to school and gave my teacher my homework, she ate it. Then when school was over, I went home with my worst enemy. She took me home, but it was soon bedtime. I brushed my teeth and went to my be, but it felt like solid rock. I guess it was a weird day after all.